DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL. IF YOU DO THIS, YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD POLICE WILL GO CSI ON YOUR A**, HUNT YOU DOWN, AND SEND YOU TO PRISON WHERE YOU WILL GET SHANKED BY BUBBA IN THE CELL NEXT DOOR!!! Just a heads-up.
Effect on Perpetrator: if you do it right, you get some new soap! Wrong, and you get crippling guilt and a life-sentence (or death penalty depending on the redneckedness of your state).
Go to someone's house and ring the doorbell. Have a baseball bat behind your back. When they answer the door, scream, "GIVE ME YOUR NUTS, B****!" Beat them down until they're unconscious. Don't kill them, that's just cruel. Close the door so you don't attract other burglars. proceed to take random objects form that person's house that don't have any true value. TV remotes, pillows, towels, and soap do very well. Then run away. Since we don't actually want you doing this, we won't tell you the secret to getting away with all this (which I'm sure will be the only thing to deter some of you geniuses at this point). If you don't have someone answering the door at the house whose doorbell you have rung, I'm sure the guy next door loves watching ESPN without having to get up, too.
For a more legal alternative, try SKUNK-ing somebody.
For a more legal alternative, try SKUNK-ing somebody.
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