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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Pranks in Public: OMFG

Premise: just be in a public area with a fairly low amount of people.

Go up to someone (preferrably alone) and witha really happy face and tone say, "oh my god!" to them. Then look really sympathetic as if they had just told you that their family had been murdered by her bookie after she bet the family's life savings on the Cubs in the playoffs and say,"oh my god..." in a really dejected way. Keep going with anger, fear, and whatever "emotions" (or so you mortals call them) all the while ignoring what they say. Then finally put your finger to your lips slowly when you're done talking and go, "shhhh." Then skip away. (I mean it, skipping, like an 8 year old high on kool-aid and lolipops.)

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