Here is What I have so far: (more will be added soon)
Throughout my life, I have always kept a journal of one-liner style jokes and other comics which were usually 2 speech bubble dialogues. People never cease to find either amusing so I have decided to clean a few of them (for legally obsessed and sheltered people) and share them with whoever cares. (I had quite a volume of them during high school so many will be numbered in an order that none of you understand. Here's the deal: I frankly don't care.)
3. If you hate to see your loved ones sad, don't give them medication, give them a gun.
7. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bring a tank.
103. Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder as well.
328. I have periods at the end of my sentences
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